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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}

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Arvada is a home rule city located in Jefferson and Adams counties, Colorado, United States. The city population was 124,402 at the 2020 United States census, with 121,510 residing in Jefferson County and 2,892 in Adams County. Arvada is the seventh most populous city in Colorado. The city is a part of the Denver–Aurora–Lakewood, CO Metropolitan Statistical Area and the Front Range Urban Corridor. The Olde Town Arvada historic district is 7 miles (11 km) northwest of the Colorado State Capitol in Denver.

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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}

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