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The Black-Yellow Alliance is a monarchist movement in Austria founded on 6 August 2004. Its aim is the restoration of the monarchy in Austria with the House of Habsburg-Lorraine. They also advocate for a Central European monarchic union of the states which have emerged after the dissolution of Austria-Hungary.
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