{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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