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The 47th Czestochowa Red Banner Order of Kutuzov Tank Division is a formation of the Russian Ground Forces. The late 6th Tank Brigade fought in the war in Donbas of 2014–2015. In 2022, the brigade was reorganized into the 47th Tank Division, retaining its historical form, awards, and combat glory.
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